birch face's definitions

Gunnar

a lil bitch who looks like a monkey but is also lowkey cool and funny at the same time

who tf is that bitch

that's gunnar
ew

by birch face September 12, 2018

matakai

a cool friend who is the deviL??? ahhhh HES IN THE HOUSE THE DEVIL IS IN MY HOSUE

HELP IM BEING MURDERED
MATAKAI: MIAHAHAHAH

by birch face June 30, 2019

matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat

who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU

by birch face June 30, 2019

rory (girl version)

rory is def a cool girl. big dick energy, amazing laugh and fun to laugh with. she is told by many that she has a HUGE DICK so watch out. she also has cute cat and cringy insta posts

some loser: rory (girl version) IS SO HOT I HOPE SHE SAYS TAKI TAKI
rory (girl version): taki taki
loser: YES I LOVE U MEOIWQIOJEDIOJEFWQ

by birch face July 1, 2019

HEIDI

heidi is a super cool michael jackson, also the ladies want her, but she wants the lil kids. has a boyfriend who is the devil (ahhhhh) but is super cool anyways. honestly a fashion icon seen hanging out with her insta model famous cat. everyone is jealous of her red hair and her cool hats

boy: mmmmmmm i like heidi she is a hot michael jackson
other boy: no way! she is too fashionable and hot for you, get away! plus her boyfriend is the devil, so he would burn u to death
HEIDI: hehe yes i am amazing

by birch face July 1, 2019

ABBY

is quiet at first BUT WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER SHE IS THE FUNNIEST AND WEIRDEST PERSON EVER. bestest friend ever, me and her love to talk about jesus getting fucked by a dragoncock. be her friend or u will regret it. video game lover of games like imvu, episode, and msp. she is also HOT AS HECK GET IT GIRL. so yes.

guy: abby is so hot and funny!
other guy: yeah but she's also SO WEIRD AHHHHHHHH
ABBY: and i'm evil

by birch face July 1, 2019

zoe

OK HERE SHE IS MAKING VINE REFERENCES AND KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT SWIMMING. she has A COOL LAUGH AND EATS A LOTTAAAAAA CANDY. so much candy. i want her food. rip. she also is a war god, playin card games all day dude. don't get her mAD CAUSE SHE WILL STRIKE LIKE THE WAR GIRL SHE IS. OO LALA

person: zoe is iconic

person: true dat she be up in class answering shit we don't know and doing all that

by birch face July 1, 2019