one day i went to the store, and i saw advil. he was ugly as a day but healed me in ways no one else could. who was he? my baby daddy. advil i love u come back
by birch face July 01, 2019
cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat
who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
by birch face June 30, 2019
rory is def a cool girl. big dick energy, amazing laugh and fun to laugh with. she is told by many that she has a HUGE DICK so watch out. she also has cute cat and cringy insta posts
some loser: rory (girl version) IS SO HOT I HOPE SHE SAYS TAKI TAKI
rory (girl version): taki taki
loser: YES I LOVE U MEOIWQIOJEDIOJEFWQ
rory (girl version): taki taki
loser: YES I LOVE U MEOIWQIOJEDIOJEFWQ
by birch face July 01, 2019
heidi is a super cool michael jackson, also the ladies want her, but she wants the lil kids. has a boyfriend who is the devil (ahhhhh) but is super cool anyways. honestly a fashion icon seen hanging out with her insta model famous cat. everyone is jealous of her red hair and her cool hats
boy: mmmmmmm i like heidi she is a hot michael jackson
other boy: no way! she is too fashionable and hot for you, get away! plus her boyfriend is the devil, so he would burn u to death
HEIDI: hehe yes i am amazing
other boy: no way! she is too fashionable and hot for you, get away! plus her boyfriend is the devil, so he would burn u to death
HEIDI: hehe yes i am amazing
by birch face July 01, 2019
OK HERE SHE IS MAKING VINE REFERENCES AND KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT SWIMMING. she has A COOL LAUGH AND EATS A LOTTAAAAAA CANDY. so much candy. i want her food. rip. she also is a war god, playin card games all day dude. don't get her mAD CAUSE SHE WILL STRIKE LIKE THE WAR GIRL SHE IS. OO LALA
person: zoe is iconic
person: true dat she be up in class answering shit we don't know and doing all that
person: true dat she be up in class answering shit we don't know and doing all that
by birch face July 01, 2019
is quiet at first BUT WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER SHE IS THE FUNNIEST AND WEIRDEST PERSON EVER. bestest friend ever, me and her love to talk about jesus getting fucked by a dragoncock. be her friend or u will regret it. video game lover of games like imvu, episode, and msp. she is also HOT AS HECK GET IT GIRL. so yes.
by birch face July 01, 2019
She’s a sexy little gal who loves chihuahuas, it’s really concerning. She also loves dancing except for when she injures herself and then has to walk all over the school with her ugly crutches. She’s a bimbo, but she has a really hot friend. She can be cheeky and be mean to short red heads who try to say hi. She hates redheads. Especially when they say aloha. She loves little British blonde boys that look like they go to a private school. Her style is cool, but she’s a hag!
by birch face August 26, 2022