outside

When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.

When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.

by BillG April 22, 2005

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

DMV

abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.

"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus

by BillG April 18, 2005

cocaine plans

Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or are jonesing so bad that its the last thing in the world they want to do. Similar to a party promise.

Brett isn't really coming out tonight, those were just cocine plans she made last night.

by BillG April 24, 2005

organ donor

One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).

Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!

by BillG July 20, 2005