Definitions by billberto
FEMUS
An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.
Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."
Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."
"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"
Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."
Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."
Monopoly Money
Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
Monopoly Money by billberto March 21, 2005
Skunt Fuck
1. Adding emphasis to the swear fuck by referencing a skunt.
2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.
2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.
You know that drunk chick that I was talking to last night? I took her back to her place, skunt fucked her, took the cash out of her wallet, shit in her shoes then killed her cat. I love skunts.
Skunt Fuck by billberto March 21, 2005
Malcolmaniac
A die-hard fan of the enormously funny show Malcolm In the Middle. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on the show's characters, buy full season DVDs, name their pets after the characters, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting the shows ratings and advertising revenue.
Malcolmaniacs are crazy!
Malcolmaniac by billberto March 19, 2005
Ireland's Eye
A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
Ireland's Eye by billberto March 18, 2005