bill the cat's definitions

Irish beauty

A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.

Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

swallow

In espionage a swallow is a beautiful female operative used to seduce or entrap men with promises of sexual favors. The male equivalent is a raven.

During the cold war the Soviet K.G.B. typically used a swallow to seduce intelligent targets.

by Bill the Cat May 1, 2008

drop seller

A merchant with no inventory who orders his merchandise from a third party when dealing with a customer.

The practice of being a drop seller is common on internet auctions sites such as eBay but it's frowned upon by buyers who pay for the item and have to wait for the seller to aquire the item which may not be in stock.

by bill the cat March 7, 2009

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

f-bomb

When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.

My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008