Definitions by bill the cat

smart swede 

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

smart swede by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

f-bomb 

When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.

My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.

f-bomb by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

f-word 

The word "friend" and when a girlfriend ever utters it you are ultimately dumped.

My girlfriend said the f-word last might.

f-word by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

Irish rose by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

Irish beauty 

A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.

Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.

Irish beauty by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

husband bomb 

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

husband bomb by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

Mexican justice 

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

Mexican justice by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008