bill the cat's definitions

strenuous request

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.

Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat October 23, 2008

D-list

A derogatory term for a person/group considered undesirable, as in Do not call, Do not invite, Do not talk to, Do not be seen with, etc.

e.g. a D-list actor always gets turned down for roles and may even be turned away from going to auditions.

by bill the cat October 13, 2008

Carouche

A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.

A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.

by bill the cat December 9, 2008

w-word

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

taco run

To make a mad dash to the bathroom after getting sick from eating at the Taco Bell.

I had to do a taco run after eating that shit.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008