brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat September 10, 2008

British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 06, 2008

strenuous request

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.

Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.

Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.

by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008