role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!

by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005

Sh3p

Bob Sheppard, london ontario, the coolest mother fucker I have ever met.

His girlfriend Alicia is smoking hot, and quick as a whip.

He shits real big and kicks even bigger ass. His breath smells like filet mignon and his kitty cat is really really fat.

Sh3p is the dopest cat on da blizzy yo.

by Bill Clinton April 25, 2004

Bill Clinton

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."

The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.

by Bill Clinton December 07, 2004

shiat

what you say when you get caught bangin' your biatches best friend.

by bill clinton July 25, 2003

double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 07, 2003

runner

Plays HNS for 2 months straight. Often is heard yelling "DEFAULT!" at people because they feel they won even though it could be as simple as ordering a pizza over the phone.

I WIN BY DEAFULT!!

Man, you sound like a runner.

by Bill Clinton April 09, 2003

Sak

A man with a very large set of genitals.
His name is usually Wayne. He gets all the bitches and the hoes.

That Sak is really built like a horse.

by Bill Clinton October 28, 2003