Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 14, 2003

loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

by bill November 20, 2002

tupac

To get shot nine times.

After being shot 9 times Bill said, "Damnit I got Tupac'd"

by bill January 12, 2004

Spurrier

The overrated former coach of the University of Florida. Lost eight of the 14 games he coached against Florida State University. Figured he'd be able to coach better if he'd joined a team that looked like the Noles. However continued his loser ways in the NFL with the Washington Redskins by leading them to a 5-11 losing season. Now unemployed.

Don't be an arrogant Spurrier or else you'll be an unemployed loser.

by Bill May 02, 2004

f4ygr0t

An alternative to calling someone a faggot.

OMG!! I pwn3d that n00bl4r faygrot!!!111

by Bill September 18, 2003

cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 07, 2004