bill's definitions

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003

chastol

when dave whips out his chaffed hairy shit covered ass at a state cop on M21 and then gets pulled over.

DAve nipple tweak... NIPPLE TWEAK!!!! i just got a fat ass fucking ticket!!!

by bill September 8, 2003

Schoolyard Heroes

Ryann. Jonah. Steve. Brian.

Oh yes they rock.

"I hate your fucking boyfriend"

I saw Schoolyard Heroes last night.

by Bill May 2, 2004

University of Miami

A drughouse or meeting place for druggies and convicts. Underwent suspension after the drughouse was raided

What do you call a drug ring at the University of Miami? A huddle

by Bill May 2, 2004

ak

asian person. slang or racist comment

look at the ak. what a loser

by bill December 8, 2004