bigtones's definitions

iBrick

Large, bulky, ungainly MP3 players that are considered obsolete to the iPod, but really aren't, because they usually have mose space, better features, and are cheaper.

The Nomad Jukebox and Dell Jukebox are considered iBricks because of their sizes, but they're the best MP3 players out right now

by bigtones April 16, 2006

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.

"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"

by bigtones December 26, 2008

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005