sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

SAT

A pretty fair test IF you prepare accordingly for it.

I studied for 4 months and got a 1310. Hooray for me!!!

by bigtones December 09, 2004

love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.

Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.

by bigtones July 27, 2004

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 08, 2006

the empire strikes back

The greatest sequel in film history.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet...

by bigtones September 11, 2004

spring

If you're in college, the time when all the girls pull out their 'assets' from hiding and show them in short skirts, halters, and flipflops. Very nice weather too.

Winter makes you forget what you've been missing, but spring reminds you.

by bigtones March 28, 2007

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 09, 2005