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kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

by bigtones May 27, 2006

A380

Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.

The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.

by bigtones June 19, 2006

Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

by bigtones December 8, 2004

friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

Flava Flav

The biggest loser to come out of the rap game since Vanilla Ice.

He's so dark he looks like Daffy Duck without the bill.

by bigtones January 8, 2005