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Rosie O'Donnell 

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.
"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell by bigtones June 11, 2006

metro-north 

"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."
metro-north by bigtones June 1, 2006

kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
kevin federline by bigtones May 27, 2006
Large, bulky, ungainly MP3 players that are considered obsolete to the iPod, but really aren't, because they usually have mose space, better features, and are cheaper.
The Nomad Jukebox and Dell Jukebox are considered iBricks because of their sizes, but they're the best MP3 players out right now
iBrick by bigtones April 16, 2006

stupid girls

Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.
This is how stupid girls might talk:

"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."

"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."

"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"

"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
stupid girls by bigtones April 16, 2006

Pro Bowl 

Sorry, I don't watch it either.
The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.
Pro Bowl by bigtones February 15, 2006

New Jersey 

The armpit of the United States.
"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"
New Jersey by bigtones December 28, 2005