Pro Bowl

Sorry, I don't watch it either.

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.

by bigtones February 15, 2006

Axis of Evil

George W. Bush's vendetta list.

It includes Iran, N. Korea, France, Germany, math, english, pretzels, Dick Cheney's heart, young voters, John Kerry, the cast from Queer Eye, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, the Dixie Chicks, Michael Moore... it never ends.

by bigtones November 02, 2004

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

christmas

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

by bigtones September 06, 2006

cul-de-sac

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

by bigtones March 11, 2005

outcast

Simply a person who does not fit into any social hierachy, be it school, work, sports, etc.

"He's not as cool or as good looking as us. And he thinks he's making a point by treating us like we are invisible. What an outcast."
--Sample outward impression.

by bigtones June 11, 2006