Definitions by big tim

iron man 

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.

god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school

iron man by big tim August 24, 2004

chump 

also, verb: (usually in past tense) to be made a fool of.

Dude, that fool walked out after me and I chumped him.

I got chumped into giving that bitch everything.

chump by Big Tim July 18, 2004

rainbowification 

To become gay or intrinsically homosexual.

v. rainbowify

Jess underwent rainbowification and look at her now, that militant lesbian bitch!

rainbowification by Big Tim July 9, 2004

JDM bling 

Overpriced stickers touted by ricers to show how fast their car isn't. Also, extraneous bullshit mods

Hey man, I kooler tahn j00, I got more JDM bling! biatch!

JDM bling by Big Tim July 9, 2004

muscle car 

Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.

Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles

Fast stock.

There's no replacement for displacement.

Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"

How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point

muscle car by Big Tim July 9, 2004

sack whack 

See above, other synonyms include:
Pattack (Penis attack)
Nut tap

Getting nailed in the junk. Ow.

see above

sack whack by Big Tim November 14, 2003

rock-paper-scissors 

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

rock-paper-scissors by Big Tim November 14, 2003