big steve's definitions

fuck the railway

a worker on railway transport when finishing work the day before he/she goes on holiday for a few days.

That,s it i,m done Fuck The Railway

by Big Steve May 13, 2005

snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Molly Montana

What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.

Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?

by Big Steve December 18, 2008

moon pig

A big ginger bird often found in a Docwra nest

by Big steve October 10, 2003

Hiatus

A small crack or opening, preferably directed toward the anal crack.

The kid played terrible in poker, and therefore was spanked in the hiatus by his mother for his wrongdoing.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

rainman

A nerd; one who may be smart or particularly knowledgeable in some areas but socially or otherwise developmentally retarded

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004