Guildford Flames

professional english hockey team who are based off the calgary flames in the NHL, they have a really good chance of winning the championship this year and they play home games at the all famous guildford spectrum

who do you reckon is winning it this year

belfast giants?
no dont be a daft prick

guildford flames of course

by big fat tubby February 09, 2023

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 03, 2024

Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 02, 2023

Vinny Kennedy

one of the fittest kids in salisbury unlike the other ones who are obsessed with prime and shit he supports man city and honestly this man has history i mean true history like he got banned 10 times off roblox on the 12th of november he got into a fight with this UwU emo cunt at jumpin he has been to more man city games than most he mainly listens to football chants he goes on away days and the list will go on and on this kid is the oldest cousin of the pack and he is well known for playing NBA2K23 fifa and WWE2K22 he loves a good old bit of drama

i really want to marry vinny kennedy when i grow up

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Dunelm

the greatest fucking british home shop to ever step on one bit of planet earth. in 2023 they decided to make a grease style advert and fuck me it was the greatest advert to ever be on TV. dunelm is basically like the same thing as heaven and some of the people that work there have some very nice asses

dunelm oh yes

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo

disco dion is dodgy

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

2022

one great year where prime was introduced, haaland signed for man city real madrid won the champions league argentina won the world cup this 9 year old moroccan girl joking about ronaldo crying in a car after their victory salisbury journal complaining about things yet again and more shit

2022 was a class year

yeah better than the last 2 years we had

by big fat tubby January 01, 2023