big Al's definitions

Love Rocket

A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).

My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!

by Big Al November 3, 2003

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

curtains

when something is over,dying

If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.

by Big Al May 4, 2004

bbq

Often used to parody online acronyms, this originally stood for "better be quick," usually used in online games.

"i need to change loadouts"
"bbq, the game is about to start"

by Big Al July 16, 2004

auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

BUFU

The art of the "butt fuck"

I just bufu'd Susie last night!!!

by Big Al September 15, 2003