betty crocker's definitions

cereal natzi

One who keeps all the cereal.
another way of saying your hogging all the cereal.

person 1 - let me get another bowl of Lucky Charms.

person 2 - man cereal is a BREAKFAST food...it's too late...no more lucky charms for you.

person 1 - your a fucking cereal natzi!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

shindig

A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.

hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

cry baby

1. Someone that whines constantly.

2. An upset child or infant.

3. A sour yellow candy.

Shut up, your such a cry baby!

I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006