betty crocker's definitions

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gang

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"

hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gigglebug

One who believes she has every disease known to man.
frequently diagnosed with Munchausen syndrome.

Will exagerate stories beyond belief.

Poster 1 - I just lost my baby, I'm so sad.

A "gigglebug" I lost 28 babies, 3 sets of tripples, 5 sets of twins, all before i even turned 23, so really...you should be comforting ME."

by BETTY CROCKER June 18, 2008

nhung

a small skanky nip that has one vaginal lip larger then the other

ewww....that girl is a nhung fo sure

by betty crocker October 12, 2003

Kraft Dinner

What they call Macaroni & Cheese in Canada. The box actually says "Kraft Dinner" where it would normally say "Macaroni & Cheese". In Canada they accept this as perfectly normal.

"Kraft" is, of course, the company that makes the product and "Dinner" is what we will eat when it is done cooking. Be sure to prepare it with milk in a bag.

Even though Macaroni & Cheese is the all-American convenience food product, Canada consumes, per capita, more Kraft Dinner than the United States!

by betty crocker October 22, 2004