berto's definitions

as a beagel

Extremly cool

that shirt is tight "as a beagal"

That shirt is extremly nice.

by Berto June 20, 2003

rectology

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.

Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.

by Berto March 9, 2006

burgerler

Michele French says the word "burgler" like this.

"Hey! That guy looks like a burgerler!"

by Berto September 11, 2004

Finna

a mixture between 'FInish' and 'goNNA'
hence the term FINNA

whatchu finna do today cuz?

i'm finna go to the store real quick and get some swishers

by Berto December 13, 2004

bobyag

gaybob spelled backwards.. used to call someone gay while still being polite.

DUDE! What a bobyag!

by berto September 20, 2005

wet ball

making a basketball shot all net.

player shoots ball yells "wet ball". He is saying its nothing but net.

by Berto June 20, 2003

hot girl

An extremly good looking women

Check out that Hot Girl.

Look at that pretty women.

by Berto June 20, 2003