benny's definitions

issel

extremely cold

Yo, ike, i busted out of house and started chasing him but it was issel as a mug and i ran beck in.

by Benny May 2, 2003

Nasal Gravy

After affect of nose sex

Man 1: I filled my girlfriend wit nasal gravy last night
Man 2: You jew loving kinky dawg

by Benny December 23, 2004

swussy

Sweat, accumulating on a female's pussy.

I went down on her and was overcome by nasty swussy.

by benny February 17, 2004

colonblow

A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.

"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"

by Benny February 4, 2004

niner

A response to answer any question that you didn't hear, didn't like, or didn't give a fuck about. Can be easily replaced with "nine." Can also be used to describe anything or anyone. "Nine" is the true answer to any numerical question.

Question: Did you get the laundry done?
Answer: niner
-or-

Question: How many cells make up the haman body?
Answer: nine

by benny February 17, 2004

paper bagger

A girl who the only way you'd have sex with them is if they wore a paper bag on their head. See also one bagger, two bagger, or three bagger

Cohort A: That girl has a nice body, but what a nasty face
Cohort B: Yep, definitely a paper bagger.

by Benny October 10, 2004

Fax

A boy who was accused of having Fat Sex thus the nickname of Fax being created (FAt and seX)

"Hey Fax"
"Im gonna kill u"

by Benny January 22, 2004