Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

White guy weird

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you

"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird

by benjaminblanco July 03, 2021

Cloverwhelmed

When you start thinking about the Cloverfield movies and you get an anxiety attack.

Girl: what's wrong? Why are you sweating?

Guy: sorry babe... I just got cloverwhelmed.

Girl: oh babe... It's just a movie. Here let me run your back.

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021

cumzilla

When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight

bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

kidbuddykid

1. When you're in a hurry and excited and your next move is the best move

2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute

Dude 1: kidbuddykid let's go! Let's go! Kidbuddykid hurry up, kidbuddykid!

Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down

by benjaminblanco April 15, 2021

Mumble Rap

Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.

Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees

Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?

Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.

by benjaminblanco April 22, 2021

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 09, 2021