Broverwhelmed

When a bro starts smashing things for no apparent reason it is very likely that something about the situation has caused him to become broverwhelmed

Frat guy 1 - "Bro, dude, why the fuck was you punching holes in the walls last night?"
Frat guy 2 - "Bro I don't know. That chick wouldn't grind with me and I lost it. I was broverwhelmed."

by benjaminblanco July 09, 2021

White guy weird

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you

"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird

by benjaminblanco July 03, 2021

Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

Cloverwhelmed

When you start thinking about the Cloverfield movies and you get an anxiety attack.

Girl: what's wrong? Why are you sweating?

Guy: sorry babe... I just got cloverwhelmed.

Girl: oh babe... It's just a movie. Here let me run your back.

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021

MAGAdone

Slang for Crystal Meth, the MAGA preferred cocktail

person 1: why are all these people screaming and waving trump 2020 signs?

person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 09, 2021

half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021