Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
by benjaminblanco September 15, 2021
When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."
Not to be confused with white boy weird
Not to be confused with white boy weird
by benjaminblanco July 03, 2021
While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
by benjaminblanco April 04, 2022
1. When you're in a hurry and excited and your next move is the best move
2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute
2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute
Dude 1: kidbuddykid let's go! Let's go! Kidbuddykid hurry up, kidbuddykid!
Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down
Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down
by benjaminblanco April 16, 2021
person 1: why are all these people screaming and waving trump 2020 signs?
person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads
person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads
by benjaminblanco September 15, 2021
When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight
bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
by benjaminblanco April 23, 2021