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Doze

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
by Ben February 19, 2005
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Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.
Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)
by Ben April 7, 2003
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oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
mugGet the oh oh spaghetti ohsmug.

NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 25, 2004
mugGet the NYUmug.

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).
That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.
by Ben April 8, 2003
mugGet the assaadmug.

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
by Ben June 5, 2004
mugGet the Ass piratemug.

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
by Ben November 18, 2004
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