ben's definitions

bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense

Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.

by Ben February 24, 2003

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

by ben December 28, 2005

poonation

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

by Ben December 15, 2004

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

rock drawers

what those guys in Happy Harry's do to all the hood rats

yo, did you rock drawers last night

by Ben November 3, 2003