Definitions by ben

FanFiction.Net 

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.

-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.

FanFiction.Net by Ben September 29, 2003

worth a squirt 

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

worth a squirt by ben September 23, 2003

nerf hearder 

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

nerf hearder by ben September 23, 2003

poodoo

a white trash, nasty person; a hick

That girl is so poodoo.

poodoo by ben September 22, 2003

shaida 

a hott bitch

shaida iz fit

shaida by Ben September 20, 2003

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003

Not Completely Ready 

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

Not Completely Ready by Ben September 19, 2003