springs demise

a emo band constisting of a few cool guys, and shaun, includes Ryan(guitar) Daniel(bass) Shaun (drums)jason (guitar) and ross (singer). alright band www.springsdemise.co.uk
springs demise are an emo band but arnt sue if they play emo.
by ben February 18, 2005
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lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.
Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.
by Ben December 13, 2004
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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 03, 2005
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gazooks

GAZOOKS IS AN EXCLAMAION
by ben July 04, 2005
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WTJP

What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.
You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?
by Ben October 24, 2004
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utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.
Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?
by Ben April 10, 2005
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fleap

This is combination of two words. Freak and Flip. This is used best when someone has a violent reaction to something suprising or irritating.
Kyle fleaped out when he pulled a spider out from underneath the cabinet. "Hey Kyle, calm down, it's only a spinder. No need to fleap!"
by Ben April 15, 2005
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