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dissed

"dis"missed impolitely
You just got dissed!
by ben June 1, 2004
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Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.
Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.
by Ben November 21, 2004
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FanFiction.Net

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.
-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.
by Ben September 29, 2003
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derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.
In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.
by Ben February 18, 2005
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Derwood

a handicap person's erection
The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood
by Ben February 3, 2005
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goth

Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.

Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.

If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
S/He listens to "Gothic rock"
S/He lives a goth lifestyle.
by Ben December 4, 2004
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long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)
Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses
by ben December 14, 2003
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