ben's definitions

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!

Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!

by Ben August 4, 2003

Webbie

a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.

A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.

Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!

by Ben September 14, 2014

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

by ben May 13, 2005

Princess Sophia

Euphemism for your penis that you will only understand if a woman made you watch "How to lose a guy in 10 days".

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?

by Ben August 22, 2003

!!!1

Happens when a careless internet queen gets excited and types too much.

Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1

by Ben April 22, 2005