ben's definitions

NAACP awards

An award ceremony where black people are guarrenteed to win! Many other races and people have been persecuted more than blacks yet blacks get an award show!

I ain't racist I'm just pointing out certain wrongs within the world, I don't see any Jewish award ceremonies or Mexican ones... yet the NAACP doesn't give awards to whites and it isnt considered racist!

by Ben March 25, 2005

mcpussy

a pussy shaped mcnugget at mcdonalds. or just a pussy.

dave is a pussy ass mcpussy.

by ben December 4, 2003

Blerg

computer code The second in a list of three terms. Similar to foo and bar, spam and eggs, you have blah, blerg, and blarf

#!python
mylist = (1,2),(3,4),(5,6)
for (blah, blerg) in mylist:
do_stuff(blah)
do_stuff(blerg)

by ben April 21, 2003

o-face

the face you make saying "oh" while having sex

"show her my o-face"

by Ben February 8, 2003

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

wuttup

the teen way of saying whats up?? words like these explain why the american kids are so freaking stupid

ben:wuttup
sammie:ben can you not just say "whats up" for once in your freaking life!!

by ben January 30, 2005

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005