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Burnley

Burnley- the true art of football and one of mainfounders, if it wern't for this team/town there would be no such thing as football. so thank you Burnley for bringing us this superb game.
Blackburn's subs are worth more than Burnleys full team and still they cant maintain a comfortable position in the premiership their fore are completely utter bollocks
by Ben April 20, 2005
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Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.
by Ben February 22, 2005
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buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.
i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.
by ben November 13, 2003
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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
by Ben March 23, 2005
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Indy

Indy is short for Independent. Such as Independent film, Independent music, Independent wrestling, ect. Indy is anything that's not "big" or main stream. Indy is usually the feeder system for these things, the next generation of film makers and actors are usually indy, as well as musicians and wrestlers.
There's an indy film festival this weekend.
Next up is some indy music.
This Saturday there's an indy wrestling show.
by Ben April 2, 2004
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stoobes

n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot
sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him
by ben November 17, 2003
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KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male
"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"
by ben November 9, 2003
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