ben's definitions

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 5, 2003

SS4

Term used to describe the 4th form of super-saiyan, a form which gives long blonde hair, a glowing aura and immense power.

"Goku beacame an SS4 - the fouth level of the super saiyan!"

by Ben December 7, 2003

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

ya mam

yamamis da best on toast with cheese on top u gay

hows ya mam
the best

by ben January 31, 2005

fruitknocker

1: A person who knocks fruit.
2: A homosexual.

Maan your a fruitknocker.

by ben August 21, 2003

swirl

another name for sex. Also used as a question as to whether you would have sex with a person.

would you have a swirl at that?
Oh yea, I'd have a swirl!

by ben June 20, 2004