Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 28, 2004

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 05, 2005

civic

A car owned by millions of wanna-be's

the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.

by ben February 13, 2004

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 09, 2005

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 13, 2004

shaida

a hott bitch

shaida iz fit

by Ben September 20, 2003

Orange

1.a particular species of girl
2.height impaired person
3.question of life
4.pet name for union officials

1.she is as sweet as an orange
2.she aint getting any closer to the ground, what an orange.
3.ask me if i am an orange?
4.orange on floor sif union my ass off

by Ben September 08, 2003