ben's definitions

numbum

Sitting in a car for too long making ur arse numb

ive been driving for 29hours and i have a numbum

by Ben April 13, 2005

Riding Coat Tail

To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to take at least partial credit for something you had no hand in. The act most likely originated back in Tallahassee in Apt# D9 and then fully cultivated to a personality trait on Calcutta Street.

Anticipating good times to be had for all, Kevin put down the Nintendo and was observed "Riding Coat Tail" all the way to Michelangelo's.

by Ben December 30, 2004

Il1k3c3r34l

one of the top 100 spammers on genmay, also a wannabe chop gawd

Il1k3c3r34l: OMG wow

by Ben August 30, 2003

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

dillywag

Penis
(nelsons in particular)

Hey, check out nelsons dillywag!

by Ben June 13, 2005

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

ice luge

A block of ice that has a curving channel carved out of it. The block rests at an angle so that a beverage, typically beer, will travel down through the channel into the mouth of a happy drinker.

Last night was insane. I think I had about 6 beers from the ice luge alone. Good times.

by ben October 6, 2003