cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 07, 2004

smate

1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently assigned to Brian Hetro's current computer

Mac OS X is smate.

by ben April 06, 2003

Lick

A short phrase in music; most commonly used by jazz or rock musicians.

The lick that saxophonist played was awesome!

by Ben October 30, 2003

weggie

fat vegetarian

He some wacko weggie

by ben November 28, 2003

dushbag

dudes, its spelled douche. get a fucking dictionary.

I used a Douche bag. I have no clue what a fucking dushbag is.

by ben February 10, 2004

lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.

Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.

by Ben December 12, 2004