beavis's definitions

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".

If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".

by Beavis November 10, 2004

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

sadapop

Er....Where's the punchline, AYB? Although yeah, sodapop does mean soda and pop.

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

by Beavis March 31, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022