beavis's definitions

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 17, 2003

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by beavis December 24, 2004

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004