golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by beavis March 24, 2005

sadapop

Er....Where's the punchline, AYB? Although yeah, sodapop does mean soda and pop.

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

by Beavis April 01, 2003

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 28, 2004

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by beavis March 18, 2003

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 02, 2003

azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".

If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".

by Beavis November 10, 2004