asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

Ninja Island

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.

Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ipod'd

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

by beattie April 13, 2005

tree fiddy

On south park, chef's parents would often say the phrase "Tree Fiddy" refering to the amount of money, Three Dollars and Fifty Cents.

"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.

"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"

by beattie April 11, 2005

heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

by beattie April 16, 2005

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

by beattie April 11, 2005

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 16, 2005