Definitions by beattie

asparshit 

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

asparshit by beattie April 12, 2005

yadayadayada 

Seinfeld reference; when you want to skip a part in a story or something you are telling someone so you just say yadayadayada.

So I went to this barn full of horny rednecks and yadayadayada now i look like swiss cheese.

yadayadayada by beattie April 11, 2005

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

ninjapocalypse by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja city 

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.

Ninja city is the largest hidden city.

ninja city by beattie April 11, 2005

Ninja Island 

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.

Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.

Ninja Island by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja town 

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.

Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.

ninja town by beattie April 11, 2005

yoot 

This could be slang for Uterus.

Ima punch her in her yoot, yep.

yoot by beattie April 11, 2005