beattie's definitions

ninja town

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.

Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.

Ninja city is the largest hidden city.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

by beattie April 17, 2005

heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

by beattie April 16, 2005

yadayadayada

Seinfeld reference; when you want to skip a part in a story or something you are telling someone so you just say yadayadayada.

So I went to this barn full of horny rednecks and yadayadayada now i look like swiss cheese.

by beattie April 11, 2005

tree fiddy

On south park, chef's parents would often say the phrase "Tree Fiddy" refering to the amount of money, Three Dollars and Fifty Cents.

"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.

"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"

by beattie April 11, 2005

chicken herpes

Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.

Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!

by beattie April 11, 2005