beattie's definitions

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005

g love

A singer/songwriter who has created such awesome hits like Milk and Cereal and My Baby's Got Sauce. Awesome music, check it out.

G love and special sauce

by beattie April 14, 2005

Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

by beattie April 17, 2005

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja town

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.

Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.

Ninja city is the largest hidden city.

by beattie April 11, 2005

yoot

This could be slang for Uterus.

Ima punch her in her yoot, yep.

by beattie April 11, 2005