29 definitions by beattie
After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....
by beattie April 14, 2005
A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
by beattie April 18, 2005
A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
by beattie April 12, 2005
On south park, chef's parents would often say the phrase "Tree Fiddy" refering to the amount of money, Three Dollars and Fifty Cents.
"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.
"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"
"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"
by beattie April 12, 2005
Seinfeld reference; when you want to skip a part in a story or something you are telling someone so you just say yadayadayada.
by beattie April 11, 2005