beattie's definitions

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

ipod'd

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

by beattie April 13, 2005

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005

g love

A singer/songwriter who has created such awesome hits like Milk and Cereal and My Baby's Got Sauce. Awesome music, check it out.

G love and special sauce

by beattie April 14, 2005

ouch'd

When someone gets hurt, embarassed, or something bad, but in a funny way, happens to someone, you say they got OUCH'D. Only use this term in a playful manner when somethig funny happens to someone and when they will not get mad at you for saying this term.

When to say Ouch'd:
If Tom trips a little bit and almost falls down.
When NOT to use this term:
If Tom trips and falls down face first and everyone laughs at him.

by beattie April 13, 2005

wrankle

A wrinkle on a black person's face.

Oh my gawd, i gotta wrankle!

by beattie April 12, 2005

yoot

This could be slang for Uterus.

Ima punch her in her yoot, yep.

by beattie April 11, 2005