beattie's definitions

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 16, 2005

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ouch'd

When someone gets hurt, embarassed, or something bad, but in a funny way, happens to someone, you say they got OUCH'D. Only use this term in a playful manner when somethig funny happens to someone and when they will not get mad at you for saying this term.

When to say Ouch'd:
If Tom trips a little bit and almost falls down.
When NOT to use this term:
If Tom trips and falls down face first and everyone laughs at him.

by beattie April 13, 2005

g love

A singer/songwriter who has created such awesome hits like Milk and Cereal and My Baby's Got Sauce. Awesome music, check it out.

G love and special sauce

by beattie April 14, 2005

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

by beattie April 11, 2005

yoot

This could be slang for Uterus.

Ima punch her in her yoot, yep.

by beattie April 11, 2005

wrankle

A wrinkle on a black person's face.

Oh my gawd, i gotta wrankle!

by beattie April 12, 2005