beattie's definitions

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

by beattie April 11, 2005

chicken herpes

Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.

Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!

by beattie April 11, 2005

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 16, 2005

ipod'd

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

by beattie April 13, 2005

heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

by beattie April 16, 2005

yadayadayada

Seinfeld reference; when you want to skip a part in a story or something you are telling someone so you just say yadayadayada.

So I went to this barn full of horny rednecks and yadayadayada now i look like swiss cheese.

by beattie April 11, 2005

wrankle

A wrinkle on a black person's face.

Oh my gawd, i gotta wrankle!

by beattie April 12, 2005