beattie's definitions

ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.

Ninja city is the largest hidden city.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja town

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.

Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
----
Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
-----
At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
----
Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
----
Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

by beattie April 17, 2005

yoot

This could be slang for Uterus.

Ima punch her in her yoot, yep.

by beattie April 11, 2005

wrankle

A wrinkle on a black person's face.

Oh my gawd, i gotta wrankle!

by beattie April 12, 2005

ouch'd

When someone gets hurt, embarassed, or something bad, but in a funny way, happens to someone, you say they got OUCH'D. Only use this term in a playful manner when somethig funny happens to someone and when they will not get mad at you for saying this term.

When to say Ouch'd:
If Tom trips a little bit and almost falls down.
When NOT to use this term:
If Tom trips and falls down face first and everyone laughs at him.

by beattie April 13, 2005