beansforbreakfast's definitions

Ivanka Head Syndrome

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

Boss Tweet

Donald J Trump, the 45th president of the United States, is unquestionably the most famous, active and talked about Twitter user ever. He is the boss! Numero uno! The greatest of all time! Let him forever be known and celebrated as Boss Tweet!!

Late 19th century New York City had as their mayor the prominent figure of political corruption one Boss Tweed. It is now the early 21 century and there is a new prominent political figure blessed with questionable morals, immense bluster, itchy twitter fingers and an insatiable need to be flattered that some are beginning to call Boss Tweet.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

Creeper's canon

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.

Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.

by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019

Whine is made with sour gripes

This is a play on words. Specifically these words: "wine" and "sour grapes".

President Trump tweets a whole lot of meritless complaints about petty disputes concerning almost everything that displeases him. Some would agree his whine is made with sour gripes.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

Galoon

A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.

On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!

by beansforbreakfast July 28, 2019