Galoon

A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.

On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!

by beansforbreakfast July 28, 2019

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

krembot

Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.

The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!

by beansforbreakfast July 09, 2019

foomage

Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.

Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?

by beansforbreakfast July 09, 2019

Ivanka Head Syndrome

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019