"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
by Batrastard July 09, 2003
by Batrastard July 12, 2003
1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off
2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual
2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual
"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"
"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."
"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."
by Batrastard July 12, 2003
-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
by Batrastard July 13, 2003
-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard July 09, 2003
1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"
"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
by Batrastard July 02, 2003