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Definitions by batrastard

Lost on the Iditarod 

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003
1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores
Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.
gigaho by Batrastard April 21, 2003

rumbleballs

1- A playful term for being a horny male

2- A silly but harmless twit
I've got a bad case of the rumbleballs!

Aw, don't pay attention to rumbleballs over there; he's just being being an ass.
rumbleballs by Batrastard April 21, 2003
1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating
The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!
spoo by Batrastard April 19, 2003

faposaurus 

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot
I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus
faposaurus by Batrastard April 19, 2003