polywonk

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"

"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."

by Batrastard July 02, 2003

PNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of the word "penis"

2- A dick

3- Webslang for the penis

"I LIEK IT (hic) WEN YUOR SISTER PLAYZ WIF MY PNRZ."

"Dude, you're such a fucking pnrz."

"OMG ITS TEH PPLZ PNRZ :-O"

by Batrastard July 04, 2003

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating

The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

rimjockey

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee

"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."

by Batrastard July 08, 2003

chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

by Batrastard July 10, 2003

gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003