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-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
Get the cltrz mug.1- Yet another term for masturbating
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
Get the wankerbate mug.1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency
2- Another word for idiot
2- Another word for idiot
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
Get the faposaurus mug.1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
by Batrastard July 14, 2003
Get the assrobot mug.-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
by Batrastard July 12, 2003
Get the cuntbarker mug.Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
by Batrastard July 2, 2003
Get the AHVB mug.-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
by Batrastard July 4, 2003
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