bungzilla

1- A particularly annoying asshole

2- Godzilla's hineyhatch

"I almost got into a #$@%^& accident when bungzilla cut me off!"

"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"

by Batrastard July 26, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

rumbleballs

1- A playful term for being a horny male

2- A silly but harmless twit

I've got a bad case of the rumbleballs!

Aw, don't pay attention to rumbleballs over there; he's just being being an ass.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

tick damage

1- In fighting games, the kind of damage (usually around 1 percent of his/her life meter per hit) that your opponent suffers when he/she blocks a special attack. Characters such as Blanka, Honda, Sakura, and Chun Li (as well as others with multi-hit supers) are especially known for being able to utilize this as a major form of their offense. For some characters (coughCABLE) this is exaggerated to an absolutely preposterous degree. (see AHVB)

2- Any small or slight amount of damage

"Keep turtling; I'll just tick damage you to death with A-Sakura."

"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."

by Batrastard July 11, 2003