sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 22, 2003

pervlexia

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

by Batrastard August 04, 2003

cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

by batrastard October 31, 2005

chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

by Batrastard July 10, 2003

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 20, 2003

VGNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of "vagina"

2- A pussy

3- Webslang for the vagina, a handy massaging device for the PNRZ

"TEH LEZBIANS ARE COOL THEY EAT VGNRZ TOO LET ME TAEP PLZ KTHX."

"Don't be such a VGNRZ, I was just kidding about the boogie monster thing."

"TEH PPLZ PNRZ = BIG FAN OF VGNRZ"

by Batrastard July 07, 2003

faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003