batman's definitions

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".

Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.

by batman April 16, 2006

psycheout

A derogatory term, see brown noser

It's all shpadoinkle!

by batman December 30, 2004

im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

by batman March 19, 2005

skeet

common word used in hip hop, most common use is the ejaculate on someone or somethin

angelo used his dick to skeet all over dana's virgin eyes

by Batman January 2, 2005