to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

Abercrombie

A clothing store in which only rich kids, yuppies, preppies, pussies and posers shop at.

Look at that little bitch, trying to fit in by wearing all those preppy clothes. Lets beat his ass.

by Batman April 22, 2005

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 01, 2004

D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".

Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.

by batman April 16, 2006

trizzarkled

Really drunk.

"Oh, man," Nicole finally exclaimed. "I am trizzarkled."

by batman July 01, 2004

thekit

slang for three crack rocks

"Yo, MArtinez hook me up with a thekit"

by Batman March 06, 2005