random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.
by bastardized bottomburp May 02, 2003
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assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom
1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.
by baSTardized boTTomburp May 22, 2003
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how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.
<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.
My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
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Camel

A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)
The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
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Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.
"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003
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