bastardized bottomburp's definitions

wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

anal

1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)

Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

vaginal

1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting

1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

insert

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

†

A sword or dagger.

I'll knife you with my †

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003