Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

:O 

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

:O by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Doom 

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.

You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!

Doom by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:S 

Confusion

:S Where is my mouth?

:S by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

|:O 

1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

|:O by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hoe 

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)

hoe by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:'S 

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

:'S by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

fugnuts by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003