Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

butthole 69 

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

butthole 69 by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

Vacuum-Job 

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

Vacuum-Job by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

rash 

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

rash by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

rash 

*lubricant

rash by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

jelly 

goo, cum, semen

jelly by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

np 

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

np by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003