bastardized bottomburp's definitions

†

A sword or dagger.

I'll knife you with my †

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Noise

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

word]word[word

It pisses me off when people do that.

"See the worlds funniest definition! wordword/word!!!!!" - Assclump

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

bumbum

young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

anal

1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)

Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

jelly

goo, cum, semen

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003