The village idiot

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003
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maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.
I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003
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gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.
The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.
<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
by bastardized bottomburp May 18, 2003
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widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.
Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003
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coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.
Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 04, 2003
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The Inc

What Irv Gotti claims Murder Inc. will be now known as because 'murder' promotes death. Or because they don't like the irony of them dying off.
muRdEr inc is The most Awful RecorD labEl, perioD.
by Bastardized Bottomburp January 19, 2004
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