Definitions by bastardized bottomburp
serious emotional trauma
When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
serious emotional trauma by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
Dr. Pepper
Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.
I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...
Dr. Pepper by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
encrypt
The act of encrypting.
Watch me encrypt my underpants!
encrypt by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
gronk
An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.
The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.
gronk by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
Matrixed up
Any movie that has the slow motion or generally any special effects stolen from The Matrix to make it spiffy.
Matrixed up by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003