Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Morgasm 

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

Morgasm by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

bend over 

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

bend over by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Rotch 

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

Mike Rotch by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Trogdor 

An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.

Has anyone noticed how almost all the definitions here are generally identical?

Trogdor by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

GIF 

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.

Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.

GIF by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

+O 

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

+O by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

tragic 

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

tragic by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003