Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

coke and pepsi 

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

coke and pepsi by Bastardized Bottomburp September 4, 2003

computer 

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

computer by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Electronics Boutique 

A great resource of games, game guides, computer hardware + software and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (which suck by the way didn't you know you should know.)

Electronics Boutique at Hurstville is very small.

Electronics Boutique by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

electricity 

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

electricity by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

McLife 

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

McLife by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

linux\ 

What happens when you type 'linux' and hit Enter, accidently striking the back-slash key as well.

yuo sux0r at teh intarwebz0r!11 i am tehmaster of teh linux\

linux\ by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003