bart's definitions

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

FNX

To be terribly bad and usually in last place, much like WFNX in Boston, MA.

"Dude, you were FNX in that last race you ran. What... someone chop your ankles off?"

by Bart June 17, 2003

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

by Bart June 17, 2003

Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!

by Bart June 12, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003