stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

morde

Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes

There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb.

by Bart December 10, 2003

smugley

someone who is stinking ugly

damn that bitch is smugley!

by bart April 05, 2005

tan

An stereotypical english person wearing union jack shorts, pissed up on cheap larger, and singing 'no surrender' and ruining the more picturesque squares of European cities.

A: Why don't you bleedin paddies support the England team then?

B: 600 years of oppression you tan cunt.

by bart September 23, 2004

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 05, 2003

FNX

To be terribly bad and usually in last place, much like WFNX in Boston, MA.

"Dude, you were FNX in that last race you ran. What... someone chop your ankles off?"

by Bart June 18, 2003

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 04, 2003