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six pack

The section of the abs that are toned and usually come in six
He got a toned six pack. he must work out
by barry white January 9, 2004
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magic powers

Loooo-vin'... is what I got...
C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.
by Barry White June 12, 2004
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D.I.C.

by barry white September 26, 2003
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portabella

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.
Hook me up with that portabella G.
by barry white September 26, 2003
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star trak

Star Trak - Neptunes present Clones
by barry white November 10, 2003
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uFester

uFester is a condition, with symptoms as follows; Losing your wife and then spending the rest of your life trying to pickup women who are blind enough to not see how pathetic your life really is. This condition is also commonly connected with a need to tell people about the circles you travel in; when the only true circle is the tailspin your life is in, like being trapped in a rotary with your car. It is also associated with whininess, where you whine to women about poor me. This has been diagnosed as two possible problems. 1. You truly feel this is the only way for you to get women, normally because of low self esteem; correction for this is major counseling. 2. You’re running a game in order to lure women in to feel sorry for you; correction for this is also major counseling. The last telltale sign of uFester is; the difference between yourself and a homeless drunk is the home!
A sad sack of a chatter stalking in masturbation rooms of Yahoo seeking any female between 5 and 90 that will pay any attention to him.
by Barry White February 9, 2005
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TLD

Tender Lovin' Dick. The kind of dick that watches the View.
Yo Barry, put somma dat TLD in my hoochie coochie.
by barry white September 18, 2003
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