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Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?

Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
FOTY by barec2 May 23, 2009
Acronym for Mother Of The Year

The companion to FOTY or Father of the year

pronounced Moatee
Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?

Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
MOTY by barec2 May 23, 2009

Amalga-nation 

The inevitable result of a polyglot or 'melting-pot' society. A collection of disparate people/parts united under a common flag.
A diverse and vibrant collection of citizens.
The realization of the U.S. Constitution's framers.
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddles masses yearning to breathe free we'll bring 'em in as part of our amalga-nation.
Amalga-nation by barec2 May 1, 2009

Cheater-Senses 

A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.

Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
Cheater-Senses by barec2 April 29, 2009

Hater-Senses 

A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....

Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
Hater-Senses by barec2 April 29, 2009

Masking Cough 

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Masking Cough by barec2 April 23, 2009

Dumpster Jus 

The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
Dude watch out for the Dumpster Jus from that trash can when you empty it.
Dumpster Jus by barec2 March 15, 2009