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Regadgitate

Incessantly speaking without invitation or provocation about gadgets or technology.
Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
by barec2 September 27, 2009
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Hater-Senses

A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....

Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
by barec2 April 29, 2009
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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MOTY

Acronym for Mother Of The Year

The companion to FOTY or Father of the year

pronounced Moatee
Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?

Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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Cheater-Senses

A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.

Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
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Amalga-nation

The inevitable result of a polyglot or 'melting-pot' society. A collection of disparate people/parts united under a common flag.
A diverse and vibrant collection of citizens.
The realization of the U.S. Constitution's framers.
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddles masses yearning to breathe free we'll bring 'em in as part of our amalga-nation.
by barec2 May 1, 2009
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celebuttry

The discovery that a minor celebrity you believe to be meh or fig has, in fact, an amazing bum.
Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?

Mary: I thought you hated that show?

Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
by barec2 January 6, 2014
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