skroo ewe

An insult. When pronounced, it sounds like "screw you".

Your post is insulting. skroo ewe!

by barber of seville May 24, 2019

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019

damp fantasy

More polite version of "wet dream".

Woke up to find I'd had a damp fantasy.

by barber of seville May 24, 2019

mea culpa

mea culpa = Latin for "my fault"

Part of a prayer, in Latin " mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" -- meaning "my fault, my fault, my greatest fault"

by barber of seville May 26, 2019

ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

by barber of seville September 25, 2020

head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021

in the dumper

In the toilet. Down the tube.

Our chances of winning are in the dumper.

by barber of seville May 24, 2019