barT's definitions

bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005

thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

snuck

to get stole or or have something happen to you that you didn't expect

"Brotha man wuz just walkin along and this dude came outta nowhere and snuck him in his jaw and took all his loot

by Bart April 14, 2003

user

Person who is nice to someone else to gain an advantage

SHe used him to get an A in the class.

by Bart March 24, 2004

Hang

An Irish rural persons attempt at the word Ham, most commonly used in reference to a sandwich or 'sammich' to make a hangsammich the staple diet of all red necks making the trip to Dublin to watch "de hurlin" a gladiatorial style of combat that makes Russell Crowe look like a big pansy

Here Boy get that washp away from my hangsammich

by bart September 23, 2004

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

plugged

To have your asshole reamed full with a cock, fist, gerbil, dildo.

"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."

by Bart June 4, 2003