bandcampgirl183's definitions

parietals

You ask for parietals if you want to have a MOS in your room. Parietals is not the act of banning them from your room, it is the practice of asking permission, and, at some places, leaving the door partly open (with a shoe or something.) It does not START at midnight.

female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.

"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

spokesbimbo

A spokesbimbo, similar to a spokesperson, is a woman whose beauty and/or breasts are used to help sell a product.

"Anna Nicole Smith was the spokesbimbo for Trimspa."

by bandcampgirl183 February 10, 2007

lincoln logs

A fantastic toy. Has been in existance for at least 50 years. Vaguely reminiscent of Legos, but made of wood instead of the cheap, brightly-colored plastic that so dominates the toy market today. These pieces of wood were round, and maybe a foot long, and were notched, such that you could build a real log cabin, but one that would fit in a corner of your room. All you had to do was make a square with 4 logs and line up the little notches, with the left and right sides under the top and bottom sides (or the other way around). Then add two more logs. And two more. Repeat until your cabin was as tall as you wanted it to be. A very simple process, but it was really cool. It also had some sort of a roof, though I don't remember exactly how that worked; I just remember the roof was green.

Lincoln Logs were classic.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

L(

Half of LOL. For when something isn't funny enough to use the whole thing.

Aimperson1: A guy walks into a bar, and says "OUCH!"
Aimperson2: L( . That was halfway amusing, but don't start plannng any comedy careers.

by bandcampgirl183 May 11, 2006

graffiti board

A giant piece of paper on the wall whose sole purpose is to house graffiti. The comments, drawings, thoughts, quotes, song lyrics, and nonsense written on it is generally written in marker. When it gets so almost every inch of the paper is filled with something, it is time for a clean start with a new piece of paper.

The graffiti board we had in our 6th grade classroom was a conglomeration of really neat stuff and utter shit, such as "Lisa and Sidney and Stephanie are cool," which was scrawled over the board (by lisa, Stephanie, or Sidney) at least half a dozen times per page, so the total is probably a very high number. There was often a "not" inserted into the sentence by someone who got tired of reading that same shit every day, and this caused much uproar.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

booney juice

Yet another word for female cum.

Eating her out was kind of mediocre, but then she came and I tasted her booney juice, and I was in heaven.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005