delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.

guy1: So I'm thinking of asking Leah out. I think she might say yes.
guy2: Ummm, are you delusional or something?

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

spokesbimbo

A spokesbimbo, similar to a spokesperson, is a woman whose beauty and/or breasts are used to help sell a product.

"Anna Nicole Smith was the spokesbimbo for Trimspa."

by bandcampgirl183 February 10, 2007

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005