Definitions by bandcampgirl183

KISS 

Keep It Simple, Stupid
What you say when you are in a mediocre restaurant, and the person you are with wants to order something very complicated. The theory is that while the restaurant probably does pretty well with simple things, if you try to go beyond their range (even if the entree is on the menu, and looks appealing), you will realize that you're not at the Ritz-- you're at the 99.

person1: So, what are you going to order?
person2: I think I'll have the penne pasta with the white wine sauce, roasted cherry tomatos, asparagus, and broccoli. And for dessert, creme brulee. That sounds good, doesn't it? What are you having?
person1: A burger with fries. KISS.

KISS by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

booney juice 

Yet another word for female cum.

Eating her out was kind of mediocre, but then she came and I tasted her booney juice, and I was in heaven.

booney juice by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

mildred 

Slang for a girl's period, or "that time of the month."

"Does Mildred visit you?"
"Mildred is visiting!"

mildred by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

horizontal surface disease 

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

horizontal surface disease by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

cool as a cucumber 

Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.

Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."

cool as a cucumber by bandcampgirl183 October 23, 2005

goodie goodie

Someone who never does anything wrong-- never breaks the law in any way, probably never swears, etc.

I'm such a goodie goodie.... I didn't even buy a lottery ticket until I was 18!

goodie goodie by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

PEMDAS 

The order of operations in math-- Parentheis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction

In 6th grade, we had a sign on the wall of our classroom that said PEMDAS, but when we asked what it meant, the teacher said it meant Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, and she would tell us more later.... needless to say, four months into the school year when she finally DID tell us, it was a letdown.

PEMDAS by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005