bandaid man's definitions

weekend warrior

Teen or young adult who lives a normal life during the week, but goes out on the weekend and rides quads, shoots potato guns, real guns, hangs out in pickup trucks, and otherwise lives it up like a hick on the weekend.

Johnny might seem like a civilized guy most of the time, but he's also a real weekend warrior.

by bandaid man January 16, 2005

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

howard dean

crazy mofo...has real charisma...better candidate than kerry or bush...should've been the democratic candidate....we would've won

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!"
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)

by Bandaid Man February 27, 2005

bullwinkle

When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style, and he signals to a friend lying hidden in the room that he's having sex. The bullwinkle is done by raising his hands to his ears so to form antlers and shouts HEY ROCKY!!!

Roger did a bullwinke to signal to maurice that he was having sex.

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

boomstick

word used by a hick to describe his shotgun

clem....i gotta go get some ammo for my boomstick.....wanna go to wal mart with me?

sure billy joe

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

clutch

word a guy uses to describe having sex in a car (usually while the car is on the highway)

Bob: I heard bill got some clutch over the weekend eh?
John: Yeah man...i was driving!!!

by Bandaid Man February 27, 2005

george bush

filthy racist/wanna be cowboy who lacks basic verbal skills, invades other countries to try to look good, and who actually has no fuckin idea wha'ts going on in his country

Did you know that george bush is the only president that hasn't met with the NAACP?

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005